Receives messages

Dreading opening them bec it may be anon hate message

Opens it

Sees it’s from absofreakinlutely and pulseofblood

SIGH OF FREAKING RELIEF

LOL I WAS SCARRED OKAY

OMG OTR RED CARPET

I CANNOT WITH KRISTEN’S BEAUTY

AND PERFECTION

THE SLIT ON HER BEAUTIFUL DRESS

SHOWING OFF HER KICK ASS LEGS

AND ROB SUPPORTING HIS GIRLFRIEND

CANNES OMG

ALL THE GOOD THINGS

So me and my dad was watching The Pillars of the Earth

And there was this piece of man candy with Eddie Redmayne

I’m like, ‘Dad, I think I know this guy. I’ve seen him before I just know it.’

And because Google is my friend, I Googled him.

IT’S MATTHEW FUCKING MACFADYEN

Matthew Macfadyen. The piece of greatness that fell down from heaven to make my ovaries weep from joy.

A gay man, on his way home from a diner, was assaulted by three teenagers in Seattle. He fell into coma and eventually died.

WHERE’S THE JUSTICE IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD

SRSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING OPENLY GAY? YOU DIM-WITTED ASS WIPES SHOULD DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.

I’m on a rage srsly I will haunt you in your sleep you judgmental fuckers.

HOLY LAWD

WENT TO THE SPECIAL ADVANCE SCREENING OF BREAKING DAWN BEC MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THE LONG WAIT

JEEBUS RISE EVERYTHING ABOUT BREAKING DAWN IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS

MY CREYS WERE ALL OVER MAH FACE THE ENTIRE TIME

I SWEAR I CRIED AT EVERY SCENE AND THE PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT ME BUT I CAN’T BE BOTHERED BECAUSE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL MY FEELINGS CAN’T BE HANDLED

I DON’T WANT TO SPOIL SO I’M NOT GOING TO DISCLOSE ANYTHING FROM THE MOVIE BUT I SRSLY NEED TO LET THESE ALL OUT. IF I KEEP THIS TO MYSELF ANY LONGER I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.

MY FANGIRL HEART DOUBLED ITS SIZE TO ACCOMMODATE THE BEAUTY OF THIS MOVIE

AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PROPOSED TO ROB’S BACK MUSCLES, GUNS, AND CHEST HAIR

AND KRISTEN’S LEGS

I JUST DIED. SOMEONE PLS TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AND BURY ME SOMEWHERE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS MOVIE.

AND YES, THE CAPS ARE NECESSARY

50shades:

Where Awsome Things Happen: So we don’t get and sure as hell we dont get this either neither this?…

whereaswomethingshappen:

So we don’t get

and sure as hell we dont get this either

neither this?

not even…..

but i want this…

and i want this too

GIVE ME THE SEX YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID SUMMIT!!!!All you fucking care is money?Well i dont care if you sell more with the kids able to watch this!This is MY Saga!THIS IS MY LOVE!You cant just ruin it??Are ya’all crazy???????????????It is like giving Harry Potter without Hermione!Like…Lion King without Simba!Like Timon and Pumba without Hakuna Mattata!!!!!!!!! GET REAL YOU FUCKS!

YOU HEAR THAT? THAT’S THE SOUND OF AN ENRAGED FANGIRL BECAUSE SUMMIT IS WATERING DOWN THE SEX SCENE WELL SUCKMIT HEAR THIS YOU OWE US YOUR MONEY SO GIVE US WHAT WE DESERVE WE’VE BEEN INVESTING IN THESE SAGA FOREVER AND YOU GIVE US A WATERED DOWN VERSION. DON’T WATER IT DOWN OR ELSE…

Sorry, we’re unable to offer this video to users in your region.

MTV YOU RACIST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EXCLUDE ‘USERS IN MY REGION’

I JUST WANT TO WATCH CHRISTINA PERRI’S A THOUSAND YEARS

OH WAIT

BECAUSE I’M FROM THE EARTH’S CORE

THAT’S WHY

“The awkward moment when your celebrity boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t realise that you’re in a relationship with them.”

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