mychemicalnachos:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

shiphassailed:

when people say kristen stewart is a bitch who never smiles i’m just like have you ever observed her for longer than 5 seconds because she is clearly a nice, awkward girl who can’t really handle intense public situations i mean seriously half the people who are saying this can barely leave their own rooms have you ever considered being in her position for 10 seconds

gayerthanjew:

I’d like to thank all my favorite celebrities’ mothers for everything

Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer, alone.

Then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents.

I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind

no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary needs only to go on a fanfiction site and see some of the things people think actually work as lube.